Breaking news: Florida fans are lining up outside Shands to see if they qualify as hamstring donors for Anthony Richardson.

Order a Sausage McMuffin with no cheese, gat a Sausage McMuffin with no sausage. Is Mike Norvell working at McDonald's now?

Prediction: Oscar Mayer will get the USC job before Urban Meyer. 247sports.com/Article/USC-co…

Bama caravan spotted on I-10 heading to Gainesville.... #RollTide

When you combine traditional airport gouging with inflation, this is what you get. Fruit cup: $6.63.

SAMFORD 21, Florida 14 at the end of the first quarter. If the second quarter is like this, Dan Mullen might not see the third quarter.

This just in: As part of U.S. sanctions, President Biden is sending Juwan Howard to Ukraine to deter further Russian aggression.

Georgia hires Mike White. I can safely report that Florida will not hire Tom Crean.

Update: Instead of a small "15-0" tattoo, Jim Harbaugh has decided to get a tramp stamp of Connor Stalions.

A fitting tribute to the greatest sportswriter you may have never known. And as good as was at that, he was an even better person... tampabay.com/sports/2024/01…

I can't help thinking Greg Norman was behind the arrest and LIV denier Scheffler would be strapped to a chair at the Saudi embassy right now if Jeff Darlington hadn't intervened. #freescheff #PGATour #

After shooting 14-over and missing the cut at the British Open, Jill Biden assures an anxious nation that Tiger Woods is as good as ever... images.app.goo.gl/TcfuBwKnEm7Ugc…

In an attempt to break the Olympic E. coli record set in the Seine River, the LA Olympic Committee has announced the 2028 trialthon swim will be held in Johnny Depp's hot tub. the-sun.com/sport/12126356…

Nice work by the Alligator on Sasse's spending spree. His exit gave me Urban flashbacks. I don't doubt he resigned to spend more time with his family and ailing wife. But if ends up as Ohio State's president in a year, I'm going to have questions. alligator.org/article/2024/0…

Florida/DJ Lagway has three passes of 40 yards or more in the first half. That's about two more than the Gators have had since Lagway was in 9th grade.

Breaking news: On the heels of UF flipping three FSU recruits, Gov. Ron DeSantis announced the state capitol is transferring to Gainesville. tallahassee.com/story/sports/c…

Breaking news: Joe Biden has pardoned FSU for giving Mike Norvell an 8-year, $80 million contract extension.

Breaking News: Yankees expected to call up Lou Gehrig after Joe Biden's doctor says Gehrig is "fit to successfully execute the duties of playing first base.”

Breaking News: The DOJ has filed obstruciton of justice charges against the European Ryder Cup team and Rory McIlroy has been deported to Uganda. Rory McIlroy Taunts Donald Trump Over Ryder Cup Victory youtube.com/shorts/6WmQn1n… via YouTube

Van Biden!