The craziest thing about the Banana Republic shooot was how every single thing on the set was completely wet the entire time. Not with water. A strange liquid on every single surface and person there. I stayed dry through willpower but yeah it was weird

Who’s up bein sleepy? I’m up bein sleepy 🥱

I thought the Hammer of boravia was just a regular talking hammer for like the first 3 weeks of shooting.

Is Peacemaker any good?

The worst part about meeting with studio executives is they always make you dress up for it. Buddy, if I’m leaving my house at all I’m going to be bricked up and nude

Watching Pearl Tonight.

Jk can’t figure out hbo max

Idea I had today: Yakkity Sax as the only song in Man of Tomorrow. Played many times like that folksy Jewish duo in the graduate. Tried to call Jams Gunn to tell him but he won’t pick up does anyone have a connect for a burner Samsung galaxy?

I could go for a hamburger of Boravia

Also Nowhere at the banana republic shoot Kraft services was there a single banana. And I’m just there in a wool sweater losing potassium by the second.

Who likes gambling David likes gambling

Product idea: SUPERMAN CEREAL. It’s super strong like me so it’s pretty much impossible to eat

And I wave goodbye saying don’t you cry I’ll be back again someday

Since when can you lose money two nights in a row? What happened to lightning never strikes twice??

Gah.

Not many people know this but the reason my hair looks darker in th movie is because I was addicted to bathing in tar for like the first couple weeks of filming. Sometimes I still get the urge but I don’t freebase Michelin anymore thank god. It gets better 🙏

Love having muscles but waking up is tough I reach over to turn off my alarm and boom my deltoid demolishes a load-bearing pillar now my entire building starts shaking, the ceiling begins to crumble. Christmas gift to my HOA needs to be big this year

when we were filming Pearl I thought it was going to be more like a field of dreams thing where I help her learn she doesn’t need validation from her baseball playing dad but nope just murder, murder, murder, molest the scarecrow