FB David Summary of FMF: Operator Please - Bad, John Digweed - Decent, Way Out West - Good, Empire Of The Sun - Decent, Prodigy - Epic!

FB David Exetel... the "Bingle Car Insurance" of ISPs...

So does the 12% superannuation thing mean that my pay gets reduced by 3%? #qanda

Panel: Interest rates are going up. House prices are going up. How is a first buyer meant to enter the market? #qanda

@twitmitch Wholly agreed.

Loving the comments re: Housing affordability and the Gov't blame. #qanda

Neither Gillard 010 or Abbott 010 rhyme. Who am I meant to vote for? #qanda

What the hell is a wedge issue? #qanda

FB David So, I got "Inception" on DVD for Xmas... had to open 4 DVD cases to get to the disc though...

FB David Gotta respect Prince. First he announces that the "internet is dead", then he releases his new album on CD only.

@paulsbootique No. The informal voting in high migrant areas is a reading/writing/language thing. Not a protest thing. #ausvotes

@paulsbootique Come and live in the Blaxland electorate (14% informal), meet my neighbours, and you'll agree with me.

FB David A man goes to the zoo. When he gets there, there was only a dog. It was a shitzu.

FB David How do you spot a vegan at a restaurant? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

FB David Julia Gillard: Can I borrow fifty dollars? Wayne Swan: Forty dollars? What do you want thirty dollars for?

FB David How many dubstep fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 to unscrew it and 19 standing around waiting for the drop.

FB David Thank you to everyone for their lovely birthday wishes, outings and dinners! Stay tuned for property sale party...

FB David I'm in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... ...we haven't got a gig yet.

FB David Dubstep knock knock.... Knock Knock Who's there? Rob! Rob who? Robawubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub.

FB David Knock knock. Who's there? ... ... ... Java.