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In fairness, they were subtle.

It’s too late. I have already depicted you as the agitated cardinal, and I, the stoic blue jay

Socialism to the rescue.

we live in a society where conservatives believe in magical weather control machines but not climate change

did not expect to witness the paranoid, conspiracist whackjobs losing their minds over fantastic four promo LMAO

isn't this literally better than censorship ? Preserving media while establishing a quick context beforehand

*taps the sign* 30% of American jobs do not offer health benefits, and 49% of employed workers can't afford healthcare without going into debt. Every American is a vulnerable American when healthcare is restricted, tied to employment, and for-profit.

Have just been informed July 4th will be on a Saturday next year. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Honestly we need to normalize telling people that your degree in a field does, in fact, make you an authority on the subject and I actually don’t have to respect the opinion of a random person with access to google!

have I told you guys about the neo-gothic coffee monks of wyoming?

guy at the airport looked exactly like the one armed man…except he had two arms

Oh my fucking god lol it spoke as Elon, apologized for it, and then immediately did it again

Two months ago

In regards to why the Guadalupe River didn’t have sirens:

“Your FICO score has decreased” thanks for the update man, I’ve done literally nothing different since the last time you told me it went up

It is 1997, 2001, 2018, 2022, 2025 and a Jurassic Park sequel has bad reviews that are inconsequential to its strong opening weekend box office

My take on the Spielberg Jurassic Park book versus movie thing is it is kind of funny how much his movie dismisses a fairly major plot in the novel like extremely directly

is the love of my life on twitter or at mcgillins

Had a girl on here tell me she bounces on it insane style and I havent stopped thinking about her since that day