Has anyone in the history of the keyboard ever used the Insert Key on purpose?

.ARKELLS I'm coming to the rally from Phoenix and grew a wicked Nick Dika stache for the show. My wife says I have to shave it unless you like this tweet. Do your thing.

My daughter had to impose the following rules on me before playing My Little Pony and I think I might be a bad dad... 1. No talking about pee or poop. 2. No talking about dying or "pony meat". 3. No farting or talking about smelling farts, but your pony can be named Fart.

If there's anybody out there. Please. If you love me. Take away my amazon account.

How about I save my family? From watching this.

You don't realize how much [indistinct chatter] there is in movies until you watch with subtitles.

I don't fucking trust people who put salt on watermelon.

When I bust out the Helvetica font in Outlook, mother fuckers know I mean BUSINESS.

Halloween 2018: 40 years ago, a guy killed 7 & was locked up. So I spent decades training & making my house a murder-trap in case he escapes & comes for me. Halloween Ends: 4 years ago, he murdered MY DAUGHTER & 32 OTHERS, became SUPERHUMAN, then HID... Now I'm finally at peace.

Tonight was the night Marcus Freeman finally became coach of Notre Dame Football. 🍀

I'm so good at fluffing artificial Christmas trees, I'm thinking of putting "Professional Fluffer" on my resumé.

Gentlemen indeed.

Doing that all-too-important revision of a screenplay where I go through and delete half the ellipses... Because I think... No... I know... I use them... too much. ...Or do I? #Screenwriter

My 6-year-old, who is home from school with strep, just launched into a diatribe about how I need to close the toilet lid when I flush to avoid spreading aerosolized urine about the bathroom for hygienic reasons. Then she coughed directly into my face.

Ring Doorbell: Someone is at your front door... Me: ...And that is where they shall remain.

Amazon's AI customer review summarizer just casually dropped this bit of info on me.

My nose has never itched more than it does right after I touch a filthy shopping cart with both hands.

ME: Sitting at computer, ready to work on screenplay. BRAIN: Sorry. I got nothing, bro. Let's watch 90s music videos on YouTube! ME: Lying in bed at 1 am. BRAIN: Alright, I got 17 ideas to restructure the 2nd act. Does the protagonist have to be right-handed? SPEED BOAT CHASE!

.Verizon, I hate you, but this hold music on your support line is an absolute banger. 10/10.

Watching MI: Dead Reckoning with my six year old and we're at the part where the feds are using facial recognition to track Ethan and Luther spoofs the facial software to avoid them and my daughter goes, "Why didn't Ethan just wear a mask?"... ... ...