first time in 5 years that we’ll be home for christmas, so we’re getting an actual tree this time, but we had to put up our palm to remember where our family started 🌴

went to a 2yo’s bday yesterday and the kid’s mom said i inspired her snack choices

cyber monday used to mean something

James Brown- Go Power At Christmas Time James Brown's Funky Christmas (1970)

if no one talks about Stranger Things with me during the Monday stand up i'm calling out sick for the rest of the day.

if Will dies in the finale i’m gonna stand up and cheer in the theater he’s been Vecna’s snitch the whole time i’m so sick of his fruity neck goosebumps and the trepidatious way he looks around when he’s scared get clawed wizard boy

gm, my nards are froze

vibes today

trying greek yogurt again, last time she got bored of it quickly. here is my 2yo’s plate

O Come Emmanuel (ft. Skylar Grey) Kaskade Christmas (2017)

how come i can't buy a 1,000 yard spool of dental floss? why am i capped to buying 50-200 yards at a time? it's 2026 we shouldn't be limited in such ways. there is room in the package for more floss. this is going to keep me up tonight.

how can i add various vintage soviet camera lenses to an elfster secret santa wish list?

long gone are the days where i could spend seven dollars on myself and get days of enjoyment out of it, but having a kid is like a cheat code to an endless source of happiness from your imagination but also your heart. highly recommend.

Diana Krall - Jingle Bells ft. The Clayton-Hamilton Jazz Orchestra (2005)

the last 10 minutes of an ebay auction is either a bloody battlefield or literally nothing happens. no in-between.

the score

What opinion about Christmas movies will have you like this?

Jumanji is a Christmas movie

there are no haunted houses, just haunted people.

August Burns Red - All I Want For Christmas Is You (2020)