#ImWithMitt because Americans need jobs more than Sandra Fluke needs condoms.

America, answer this one question for yourself: Looking back at our last 4 years, will voting for Obama really make things better? #tcot

#ImWithMitt Because I did build that!

Have you seen ANY ObamaBiden2012 bumper stickers or lawn signs this time around? No? Neither have I.. Hmmm. Gotta wonder about those polls..

Leno: At a recent concert Madonna promised she'd strip naked if Obama was reelected. To me, that sounds like an endorsement of Mitt Romney

Conan: Pres Obama says a key to being president is learning to say “No.” Especially when someone asks, “Do you feel ready for this debate?”

Video: Obama's Finest Moments From The First Debate lonelyconservative.com/2012/10/video-… via PK

No metal detector.