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Dave Elliott

@daveelliott30

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calendar_today01-07-2010 16:46:36

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If your in your car tomorrow play prodigy and play it loud ! I wanna hear motorists blasting it out up and down the motorways of the UK!! RIP to a huge contributor to my music tastes growing up ! Let’s make tomorrow loud !! SHARE if ya wanna #KeithFlint #Prodigy

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#bt #openreach @rob7323 didn’t you get fobbed off with the same excuses I had on speaker phone that you heard !! I particularly like the engineers report from the cupboard he/she hasn’t accessed as I have the key !! I can’t wait for Thursday another 4 days after 5 weeks wait

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Crystal Clear 🤦🏻‍♂️😂, ill opt for medium use like everyone else. App is useless, clunky and being deleted. will check in manually instead #covidapp #TrackAndTrace save the developers fee and give the cash to the doctors and nurses ! Oh and might have some battery life again

Crystal Clear 🤦🏻‍♂️😂, ill opt for medium use like everyone else. App is useless, clunky and being deleted. will check in manually instead #covidapp #TrackAndTrace save the developers fee and give the cash to the doctors and nurses ! Oh and might have some battery life again
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The app can’t differentiate when I move between birmingham(home) London (work) it has to be done manually, yet other apps with far less spent on them tell me within an inch where I am,in summary I can find a Greggs and a speed camera but fucked for a deadly virus #trackandtrace

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What an absolute 🛎 end !! Awful piece of work !! Not interested in anything but his cock sucking to get where he wants to be !!

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Thank you Linkin Park for spending 428 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6XyY86Q… LINKIN PARK

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Is is wrong that if I was asked what famous actor/actress I’d like to meet I’d say brandy the dog from #afterlife as with the exception of Ricky Gervais and comedic casts I think they’re all cunts ??

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Can’t believe the shit storm the media and the woke brigade are making over Ricky Gervais , are we forgetting the genius of afterlife, Derek and the mental health, age , addiction work? Why don’t we just fuck off labels altogether and just keep rapist, nonce, murderer #takeabow

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Just another classic example of how deeply removed our MP’s are from the rest of us Penny Mordaunt was clearly the peoples favourite , are we not meant to be represented in the house of “commons” !! Country is a joke

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Dear Coca-Cola GB please start selling flat (non carbonated) versions of your drinks as I’m yet to person who doesn’t go oooooh flat coke! Also epic for hangovers 👍🏻

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Jump On the trend Have a laugh with; CaityBaser School crush: leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️ Argument with: any god ! Never die: David Attenborough Happily die: animal Abusers Pint with: Ricky Gervais Couldn’t give two fucks about : politics Funniest person met: Paul Smith