“These edibles ain’t shit!” Me 2 hours later to the CVS cashier:

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USA WINS GOLD 🇺🇸🥇

The birds eye view of tonight’s brawl >

But hey I’m glad we all decided it was all Anthony Richardson’s fault!

“BuT jOe FlAcCo sCoReD 30 PoInTs vS JaCkSoNvIlLe”

NFL favorites are 13-1 straight-up and 10-4 ATS so far in Week 9

If stats are most important, Lamar Jackson is the MVP. If wins are most important, Patrick Mahomes is the MVP. If feeling bad that somebody has never won an award before is most important, Josh Allen is the MVP.

GOOD MORNING WHO UP FREEING THEIR BIRD 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

NBA Player- “I can’t play in the back to back because my knee is a little sore 😖” NHL Player- “I am willing to die for my country in this exhibition”

PLAY THAT FREE BIRD GO USA.