Seeing Linkin Park today in an outdoor arena in 30 degree heat, going to be a sweaty one

Bern is yet another stunning place in Switzerland.

Oh, there goes that plan

Back on British soil. Had an incredible time in Switzerland, somewhere I’ll definitely be visiting again, such a beautiful (and expensive) country! Thanks to Ände for being my private chauffeur, tour guide and Airbnb host. Was great to hang out again. I’ll see you soon.

Do I know anyone who may be interested in taking over an NFL dynasty team? had someone drop out, can share the current roster if you're interested, £20 entry, rookie draft this weekend.

Watching TikTok’s without headphones on public transport should be punishable by death.

Ever just be on your way to work and think, “what’s the point? Why don’t I just start a Midwest emo band instead of this shit?” Or is that just me

Pub has just gone from early Kanye to R Kelly. Might be time to drink up. Even the biggest “come on England score some fucking goals” bucket hat guy was confused and that says something

Alarm is set for 5.5 hours from now and here I am, in a bar watching Pokemon.

Do they know it’s Christmas is playing, in July. I’m taking a long walk off a short cliff.

Generational throw from your boy Matthew 🦧 you know what to do

Just blew out my candle and got wax in my eyes, cheers, sons crying

Set Your Goals are such a fucking good band

As someone who lived near where this photo is, I get it. Even that walk to big Tesco doesn’t get the juices flowing because of what else is around.

First date idea: we discuss your favourite iteration of the Dyson air blade