Chinese Riddle: If a man does not tweet does he exist?

I would have put David Chappelle as my name, but it was taken. F'n impostors. This is my second tweet ever. Can I follow myself?

Going to top 80 degrees here in OH today. I'll be on my motorcycle. Man, am I edgy! I'll post a picture of how dope I am.

As promised- here's a staged candid shot of me having deep thoughts whilst on my motorcycle.

I am up to 4 followers! It's been a great ride!

Like I have anticipated- my following has more than doubled to eleven people. The power of visualization....

I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem. (sarcasm)

Does anybody read this? Let's get to 100 followers. Shout out to the magnificent 11.

I can't think of anything provocative to tweet, and yet, I must continue... Must...keep....tweeting.

Why'd twitter change my picture to an egg?

This account has been hacked. I'm deeming it officially bogus. Sincerely, Chappelle, David K

Dave Chappelle _ Stop Worshipping Celebrities So Much.

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Our brothers and sisters are dying by the hands of the people who are supposed to be protecting us. x.com/6billionpeople…

Black people can hide in the dark the same way white people can hide in the clouds. We're ghosts no matter what. 👻

Trump wins and all the bigots come out to say "everyone who voted for him is racist". You have no idea what racism is.

The final two minutes of that Dave Chappelle routine. Wow.