part one and i’m already enthralled

Ever notice that China is stealing all the dinosaurs?

Painted wooden toilet seat. #vintage

The worst logo I've seen in a while. This was a registered trademark of the «Shareware Marketing» company based in the UK. The logo was supposed to depict a floppy disk being passed from one person to another. trademarks.ipo.gov.uk/ipo-tmcase/pag…

Used the phrase "sinister wizard," derisively, like 45 times in my closing arguments. I hope I get the auto loan.

Been watching what I thought were Pat Buchanan videos on youtube, not even noticing the username was Maria José da Silva Alves. But a few moments ago, Pat said J.D. Vance with long pauses after the periods. I think it's an A.I. Buchanan!

These videos have to be AI, because Pat has been wearing the same suit and tie for 12 days! The dimple in the tie knot never changes! They've recreated him!

Who doesn't like to clutch pearls? Aren't they valuable? Or are they?

A teenager stole my wife's hamburger at McDonald's. I don't know why, but it was making me laugh uncontrollably.

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that Mulletor69 was killed by his local fire department, which has been stalking him, at night, for weeks.

sorry the what forms

Ancient murals.

Would a vampire, employed as a pizza delivery guy, be able to walk through doors "uninvited," because they may be expected to carry the stack of pies inside?

Look Konami, you've got an opportunity right now, to distance yourselves and save face. Get David Hayter to re-record all the dialogue.

Real.

Lo, he is risen!

I can't believe I just got banned from 4chan because the mod didn't watch the GIF.

He's so good at this.