Canny believe this has just appeared on my tl

Azealia Banks on Beyoncé’s version of “JOLENE”: “Who is this imaginary adversary that she thinks still wants to be involved with Jay-Z in 2024? She needs to change the subject. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, finds him attractive..."

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Beyonce needs to fuck up with the 'this ain't texas' patter

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More of this please

He dropped the dumbell on his phone and then it started smoking?

Thank god Disney or Neflix didn't get their hands on fallout

The Italian officer isn't doing anything apart from sitting on a horse. The horse is doing all the work

If you spent less time on your phone tweeting pish and looked up for a bit you would probably notice

Could have done with an extra couple of bullets just to be sure

The moral of baby reindeer is to be as rude as you can to everyone you meet because you don't know who is a raving lunatic

Somebody in a suped up bmw just drove past me absolutely blasting Canon in D major

A godzilla movie where he is destroying England but no one cares

They should bring back the joust

Supernatural is just the xfiles for girls

Elton John tells TIME why he thinks Marijuana legalization was a big mistake. “Bumbaclart, mi try fi write a hit, not forget mi own name! Mi keep it classic wit Poppers and Coke”