I guess I’m not buying a Harley after all

Overcrowded train and she’s applying nail polish in the middle of it. Acetone fumes and all...

Spotify really needs to bring back the Dislike button. Discovery has been finding nothing but horrible music lately :((( Am I being punished for something?

How do you know that someone has a kitten? By the scratches and bites on their hands.

They say cats are liquid. I say people on the Central line at rush hour are like cats.

I am trying to decide which is worse, Firefox or IE and I find they both suck in their own way...

So, they still use plastic straws for the chocolat chaud in Val Thorens. Other than that, skiing is awesome. Trois Vallées, I’ll be back! #skiing #hotchocolate #saynotoplastic

So the wait for an #uber is 5 times as long as that for a #blackcab because they keep randomly cancelling on me. I am honestly at a loss why I should be using Uber in its present form. #timesarechanging

Amazon CodeGuru: aws.amazon.com/codeguru/ I am extremely happy to share what my team has been working on for the past few months! *Super exciting* roadmap ahead; we need your feedback as well! #AmazonCodeGuru #CodeGuru #CodeGuruProfiler #ML #Code #MachineLearning #reInvent2019

Great introduction to #Amazon #CodeGuru #Profiler. More deep dives coming up but it's a great intro to understand what it can provide (for now). Our agent is Java but works for all #JVM languages! youtu.be/WYuo0bIZre0?t=… #performance #scala #java #kotlin #clojure #reInvent2019

#AWS Developer Tools and Services - Eight new videos: youtube.com/playlist?list=…

MacBook Pro touch bar going away in 2021. The best feature for Mac, assuming it's happening. I guess you could call this "innovation". This "feature", together with removing the butterfly keyboard might encourage me to upgrade to the new Mac #macbook appleinsider.com/articles/21/01…

Surely it should be easier to cancel an Ocado membership than having to call a 0345 number Ocado

Wise took 5 days to tell me they don't know when they will complete my transfer. Then when I cancelled it's been 11 days and they still don't know when I will get my refund. "We'll get back to you soon" is not an acceptable answer. #transferwise #sendmoney #currencyexchange Wise

We improved the CloudWatch widgets, adding a mini-map, sparklines, and a gauge. We also added the ability to favorite dashboards, alarms, and log groups, plus easy access to favorites & recents. #AWS More info at aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what… .

"East end fashionistas" - the unrehearsed fashion show capturing random dwellers and graffiti in East End #london