most people want to be wifed up or to wife someone else up. i want to be oomfed up or oomf someone else up. #wearenotthesame (i’m chronically online)

… this shit sounds like AI. right? i’m not insane, right??

THIS GIRL JUST GOT HER LICENSEEE!!!

everyone in the comments talking about janet jackson the first one i looked for was Andrew Hozier-Byrne tfff

Macklin Celebrini stippling art 🦈 If I drew one baby shark, then I need to draw a second one 😊

this man is a child’s emergency contact and he can barely stand up on the ice for his actual career oh i pray for that baby

god pls bring my family back together

happy #hoztwtselfieday everyone!! just the two of us each looking disgruntled and a little red in the face here

send the chronically ill person in your life extra love today because this shit is a lot of things but not one of them is even adjacent to being fun

happy birthday to son of nyx and son of nyx exclusively. nothing else quite captures the sound of grief like that song does. never forget how i sobbed and dmed alex ryan because i couldn’t find sheet music for it 😞 ✊🏻

everyone pause and look at my dog. oh my goddd

life outside this app

that time i lurked for a month and a half before actually getting on hoztwt omg …

Reading, Thank you 🖤 Reading & Leeds Fest 📸 Sarah Louise Bennett | Chloe Newman

BRITISH TORY SNOWFLAKE CAN’T HANDLE IRISH ARTIST HOZIER (MANY SAY HANDSOMEST EVER) TALKING ABOUT THE DANGERS OF OCCUPATION— WHO’S SHOCKED! PEOPLE SAYING THAT BBC DOES CENSORSHIP. BIGGEST TRUTH BOMB EVER! AND SLEEPY ANDREW DUNCAN CAN’T ACCEPT IT… WHO SHOULD REALLY BE UNPLUGGED?!!