You had me at 'I've got Toilet Paper.' #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Good morning, beautiful! “When you possess light within, you see it externally." – Anaïs Nin @lanasummer6 Selena| Boston's Busty Beauty | p314276 @Genevie_Marie NatalieRoseGraham *GEMINI* #Worcester Emilia Arlotta @ArianaRusso15 Art: Richard Senoner

Boy if you come closer than 6 feet, you’ll make me squirt. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Things to do while you're #SocialDistancing : Try a new recipe! I am not a baker but once in awhile I like to cook. How about some creamy Tuscan shrimps? It goes perfect with pasta. Dinner for two! What is your favorite chicken recipe?

“You can leave your gloves on.” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

“You can leave your gloves on.” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Things to do while you're #SocialDistancing : Take inventory of your needs! Make a list of all the things you need before hitting the grocery store. Buy things you need & things that give you joy. Treat yourself to smth delicious. A bottle of wine and a wedge of cheese, for ex.

Good morning, lovely! “Forgiveness is my function as the light of the world.” – A Course in Miracles Kelliboston Paige Lynn @SuperSweetSauce HappinessGuru @AleksandraRay_ @missnataliahale @brainsspicy @MeetScarHayes Claire Carraway 🌺 Francophone Sensualist 🇫🇷🇧🇪 Art by Kunst and Ambiente

Your eyes are like diamonds that could pay for 2-3 rolls of toilet paper. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Are you toilet paper? Cause I'd fight for you #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Things to do while you're #SocialDistancing : Try out a new hobby! How many times have you watched a new hobby come and go, and you meant to try it but never got around to it? Now's your time! Here're some ideas: furniture making, water coloring, crochet, candle making.

I've been training for the apocalypse by staying home and playing video games for over 2 decades baby! #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Good morning, ladies! “No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.” – Charles Dickens 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕚𝕦 ◳ ᴴᵒᵘˢᵗᵒⁿ Amalita Amalfi Nicolette| Boston | Portland ME 07.26-29✨ Samantha K 💋 @Mellissgoddess8 @NightKhloe 𝐵𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒶 𝐵𝑜𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓃 ♡ Art: Faith, 1866-1867, Gibbes Museum Of Art

Wanna go out in 3 months? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Things to do while you're #SocialDistancing : Try out some home workouts! There are SO many apps (Obe fitness, Tone It Up, Sweat, Peloton) that allow you to seriously get a good sweat at home. Which one is your favorite? I have some favorites on Amazon Prime.

Good morning, beautiful! “Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.” – Richard Bach @lanasummer6 Selena| Boston's Busty Beauty | p314276 @Genevie_Marie NatalieRoseGraham *GEMINI* #Worcester Emilia Arlotta @ArianaRusso15 Art: Richard Senoner

I’d give you my last roll of toilet paper just to see you smile. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Hey you, yes you. For two packs of 4ply TP i‘d do all the things you like. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Things to do while you're #SocialDistancing : Have a spa weekend! Self-care has never been more appealing! How about a looong bubble bath? I bet that will mke you feel better. How many bath tubs you've done since you self quarantine? Me: lost count. Hehehe

How about a hand wash job. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines