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I love dry humor 😂

In your opinion, why did Newton never marry? ✍️

Better than the original

No but seriously why are cats SO determined to be assholes?🤣😭

He's the main character. He jus messin with the NPCs

Episode 1 of sh*t you need to be doing to your house but dont

“Two years in a row I got a raise… and both times my insurance took the whole thing PLUS $217 a month. "It’s like they watch me get ahead and snatch it back.” A worker breaks down how his paycheck goes up, but his take-home pay goes DOWN thanks to soaring insurance premiums.

American shows is property tax bill, here’s the breakdown. He even has to pay money to the Zoo which is privately owned County Jail: $68.27 County Senior: $45.23 County Veterans: $4.51 County Zoo/Mus: $38.05 Childhood Dev: $22.79 Dis Library: $99.71 Total Tax: $3,026.40

The blueprint for becoming a man ‼️‼️

The National Physical Laboratory has made the world's smallest Christmas card using ion beams. It's about 200 million times smaller than a stamp, and you could fit 7 quadrillion in a post box.

The US dollar has been counterfeited to worthlessness to prop up this version of capitalism

The Halo 2 main menu and music is a core memory

Hands down the best impression of Gollum that I've ever seen. Absolutely phenomenal😂