Sometimes people ask why I bought a Bolt and not a Tesla and I always say something like "a couple of reasons, really" but I always think "because Musk is a real piece of shit that's why"

mf in america pro guns and anti-slap 🥴

And yet, Chris Rock hasn't uttered a word of apology in public to Jada, neither has the Academy, the organization that paid and allowed him to get away with insulting her. Huh.

Gotta love this loud message that when it comes to awards shows, multiple men forcibly kissing women for years is just business as usual but one (1) slap is the end of the world

First off, this thread is incredible and impeccable. Second off, my unpopular take is that Corporate Speak is actually good, it evolved to settle disagreements in a crystal-clear way while allowing the wrong party a safe and honorable way out, and it mostly does that well!

they literally gave dave chappelle more specials after his transphobic tirade led to an employee walkout lol.

Today a Kirby song beat out a Metallica song for a Grammy.

I just received my 2nd Moderna booster vaccine, and I feel good! I am still going to wear my mask and keep my distance because the virus ain’t over, Fool! Grrr

When all you know about Scandinavia is vibes

Cancel your Disney vacation and support *checks notes* proud queer icon and longtime supporter of LGBTQ rights Dolly Parton

My strongest memory of COVID: I was sat in a respirator. They are horrible to wear. It made my nose stream and I'd gone deaf in one ear from pressure on my temperomandibular joint from the mask straps. I was tired. So, utterly, dog tired. I'd just reviewed a man, in his 50s

27 years ago I accidentally ran the hardest, strangest Easter egg hunt my hometown had probably ever seen. Here’s what happened:

Holy Saturday is the worst holiday name though, right?

Congratulations to America for accepting defeat in the fight against the COVID-19 pandemic

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now i may be just a simple country hyper-chicken but i was led to believe that was the deal of what literally all sports were?

If the deal goes through I'm taking myself and all of my friends who still use Twitter (it's just me) and LEAVING

You know, I'm sitting here trying to decide if I should dunk on or respond in earnest to this very bad tweet and I realize, I really won't lose much by deleting Twitter...

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