If you’re going to go on Fox, this is how you do it.

Some of these 90's animated movie villains looked metal as fuck where are the flaming skull people in children movies now a days? 😔

I hate commercials while I pump gas. Here’s how to fix it.

How to fold a fitted sheet.. 😅 x.com/buitengebieden…

are you “no socks because they make me feel like i’m dying” neurodivergent or “socks because walking barefoot picks up all the dirt and if i think about it my skin itches” neurodivergent

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my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

Said it before and I'll say it again: YOU DO NOT ~OWN~ YOUR CHILDREN. They are people, not property, not a retirement plan. You chose to make them exist, so you owe them everything, they owe you nothing. "bUt I hAVe tO PaY fOR eVeRYThiNg" You👏 Forced👏 Them👏 To👏 Exist👏

guy who has blue hair and pronouns

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is exploitative.

Do 👏 Not 👏 Support 👏 the 👏 Franchise.

Did I miss the big announcement? Are Trump Steaks coming back? Or Trump University? The Trump Charitable Foundation ? Did Mexico pay for the wall?

Stop having sex with men who aren’t willing to marry you and raise your kids.

I stole a piece of cake from a devil, for the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Maybe DM screens should have helpful info on both sides #dnd

Since I know have a sufficient following: What are some things you expect to happen or be done while in a romantic relationship?

A comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format

The smile on her face says everything. 💕 What a wonderful dad. 👏

They axed everyone at Disney Junior UK !!