Rip to a legend. Tonight’s beers are for you

So apparently the employees at the gym don’t like it when you have a beer and a cigarette inbetween sets

Never thought I’d be this hungover on a Tuesday. The work bathroom has had already had irreversible damage done to it and it’s not even 11am yet

I’m fooling no one when checking the calories label before making my choice at the liquor store like I’m not about to drink 20+ of whatever it is

#DoggyStyleButTheTShirtStaysOnThursday

Being a Red Sox fan today with Jeff Passan notifications on, today has been hell

If ESPN pulls Scott Hanson off of RedZone we’re going to make January 6th look like child’s play.

Went too hard on Sunday funday and now I’m so hung at work if I got hit by a bus I’d thank the driver

Ron Baker Total bs. Wtf are we doing. First we have games that we can’t watch on tv. Now we have woman calling the game making it impossible to listen to. Why is the mlb messing with my only getaway? I’m 58 years old and if this happens again I will never watch another game!🤬

One pedialyte vs 30 bush lights and an 8 ball. The real David and Goliath story

They actually say it’s encouraged on Saturdays to only eat a bacon egg and cheese and then drink 20 beers

The 12 year olds from Braintree have no idea how many middle aged guys are absolutely rinsed at the local dive on a Thursday afternoon for their little league World Series game right now

Got so hammered last night I hooked up with a girl and bought her a parke sweatshirt

Marxist Lynchist🇳🇬🇵🇸 Wearing cleats and baseball pants under my work clothes because you never know when a pickup baseball game might happen

Nothing more humbling than blacking out and waking up to see you texted the plug and not one sentence was coherent

It was a white boy summer and I’m afraid it might be a wigger winter

Having the DashPass is about one of the top 10 fattest things you can do

“AI is going to replace all of our jobs” I’d LOVE to see AI pinch one out in the work bathroom on a slow day

Got some butt last night from a girl with an Irish name and then watched The Departed, just the way it was meant to be watched