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Dark Laughter

@darklaughtertdb

OIF/OEF vet and @DuffelBlog writer. #satire #natsec

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calendar_today25-09-2014 04:13:47

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... at end of Oval Office executive signing event with Kid Rock: Pres. Trump: "Did Biden do news conferences like this, Peter? I don't think so." Peter Doocy: "No. He was never standing next to somebody who looked like they were about to be shot out of a cannon."

Dark Laughter (@darklaughtertdb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So next week the Corpsman will be saying our injuries are all caused by changing our socks and drinking water, and what we really need to do is take colloidal silver or some other bullshit.

George Allison (@geoallison) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I tricked Russian State media into reporting nonsense about an aircraft carrier named HMS Prince Andrew with "go faster stripes and crayons", it's been a fantastic week.

I tricked Russian State media into reporting nonsense about an aircraft carrier named HMS Prince Andrew with "go faster stripes and crayons", it's been a fantastic week.
Dark Laughter (@darklaughtertdb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

MIU is a great case study in how you can take brilliant and highly qualified Marines you don't know how to properly utilize, put them all in one unit, and tell that unit "We have no idea how to properly utilize you."

Maximilian Uriarte (@tlcplmax) 's Twitter Profile Photo

First time visiting the National Portrait Gallery today. Was absolutely blown away. It’s so cool seeing paintings in person that I’ve seen images of my whole life.

First time visiting the National Portrait Gallery today. Was absolutely blown away. It’s so cool seeing paintings in person that I’ve seen images of my whole life.
/r/Army (@rarmyreddit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As a reminder, Theresa Long couldn’t understand that polyethylene glycol and ethylene glycol are different things and is why she claimed there was anti freeze in vaccines. I graduated HS chem. Maybe you should pick me.

Dark Laughter (@darklaughtertdb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I like how at first he's like "I will be first into the breach", then he's like "I'll lay down covering fire for someone else", and by the end he's like "I'm willing to be exposed to enemy fire in the course of a support job." This guy was in his mid-20s on 9/11 and never served.