Bats can hear shapes. Plants can eat light. Bees can dance maps. We can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.

How could people think I’m gay?

Finally! I was wondering when Right Said Fred was going to weigh in on Covid precautions.

BRO

Try to be gentle today - to your family, to strangers, to the work that needs to be done, but mostly to yourself. You deserve it.

They’re baaaaaaaack 🐐Two dozen weed-eating goats were set loose in NYC’s Riverside Park to help curb the spread of invasive plants

33% of existing administrative assistants have a college degree. Yet 75% of job ads for admin assistants require a college degree. Stop requiring someone to go $100k into debt for a job that does not require a semester of English lit npr.org/transcripts/10…

📢Breaking news: Abortion is now illegal in Texas unless you shoot the fetus or infect the mother with COVID.

No Facebook or Instagram in sight, just people living in the moment.

i know you want it. the mashup of "blurred lines" and "rape me" that i created with kiwi indie rock legend Reb Fountain is now up. youtube.com/watch?v=N7ZDbB…

#DWTS #Iman

The current state of the union:

"The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less." — Socrates

Taylor Hawkins might’ve been the only drummer alive who could support Dave Grohl and not make you wish Grohl was sitting behind the kit.

Live a life that feels like Taylor Hawkins' drumming. #TaylorHawkins #RIPTaylorHawkins

“Short stories are tiny windows into other worlds and other minds and dreams. They are journeys you can make to the far side of the universe and still be back in time for dinner.” — Neil Gaiman

I never recovered when I stumbled upon this:

We are finally on the verge of learning, once and for all, if Italians are white