The next time you have a spare $8 burning a hole in your pocket, I highly recommend buying an organic honey crisp apple

Stopped at QT to pick up some beer. Go to show my ID and the red-headed clerk says “don’t worry you’re a ginger”. So, that’s how my day’s going

It’s 2019. Things should not “come off” Netflix

Anytime you see a BBQ & Steakhouse restaurant they’re secretly telling you they do neither very well

Holy shit my first Vikings game in the new stadium will be a home opener! Going with the bestie Darin Nei exactly a week after my other bestie Matt gets married. Should be fun!

George W. Bush’s Post-9/11 first pitch in the World Series will forever be one of the greatest moments in sports history. Chills every single time. Couldn’t have been more down the middle.

What would today be without highlights from that Thanksgiving? #Skol

I sat through the longest prayer of my life yesterday before a Thanksgiving. She literally said “part two”, which I thought was nice because you knew how much time was left before you could eat

I love Tulsa

I am stimulating the economy during the pandemic and upgrading from a 32 inch TV for a 55 inch TV from Wal-Mart. Have to learn how to mount a TV though.

Stop. The. Zooming.

Tonight, the Crimson & Cream and the Orange & Black kick off under the lights for the first time ever inside college football’s grandest cathedral. Tonight... the Palace hosts Bedlam. Landers CDJR Norman Scene Setter ⤵️

WrestleRainia

#BeatTexas

So if texas & usc played tomorrow who do we want to lose?