A lot of Republicans are up in arms about #JoeBiden saying #YouAintBlack. The GOP's quadrennial "We Pretend to Care About Black People Day" came early this year. It's usually only in November.

"I've done more for THE BLACKS than any President. I even risked getting BLACK LUNGS like them by digging underground to inspect the White House's bunker. Very brave. Didn't pee myself in fear. FAKE NEWS! Look what I found hidden there. OBAMAGATE!" #BunkerBoy #BunkerTrump #Trump

Kennedy at the Resolute Desk dealing with the Cuban Missile Crisis vs. Trump at the Resolute Desk dealing with the Goya Bean Crisis #GoyaGate #Goya #GOYABOYCOTT

Mr. President, I just know you can still make it to 270. Just stop eating so many hamberders and do some laps around the Rose Garden. You got this!

Even our beauty queens are nerds. #WashingtonDC #nerdpower #MissUSA wapo.st/2pA0pim?tid=ss…

And this is from a conservative: "Fox News undermines a free, independent press." #FoxNews #media #tvnews wapo.st/2pCp9q7?tid=ss…

If this is the "winning" #Trump talked about, then he's right--I'm sick of winning. #WashingtonPost Washington Post WaPo Russians

Low energy. Sad. independent.co.uk/news/world/ame… #TrumpinSaudi #Trump #SaudiArabia

If only Trump's father had also pulled out 70 years ago, we wouldn't be in this mess. #ParisAgreement

Those calling Kamala Harris rude don't get that you often interrupt a witness to get the truth. Source: I'm a lawyer. #SenateIntelHearing

Eric Trump saying his dad's critics are "not even people" proves the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten orange tree. #Trump

Fox News is so far up Trump's butt that it's probably found the tax returns he's hidden up there. #ComeyHearing #Trump

Trump is making Gingrich's former mistress Vatican ambassador because that's what Jesus would do. #CallistaGingrich wapo.st/2uxyDEH?tid=ss…

Take note future fourth Trump Baby Momma: This trashy "I'm the real First Lady" nonsense is what you have to look forward to.

Obama Administration: 8 years, 0 prison terms, 0 convictions, 0 indictments Trump Administration: TBD nbcnews.com/politics/polit… via NBC News

So quit. cnnmon.ie/2gPSuGE #FoxNews #FauxNews #MuellerInvestigation

Or just take it & save it for Chloe's future kids who didn't earn it. After all, Junior, it's never too early to teach her about nepotism. x.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

The President skipped doing Extreme Vetting of his criminal campaign officials so he could save it all up for Muslims. Smart. /s x.com/realDonaldTrum…

Been looking for a reason to stop buying Papa Johns pizza, and now I have it. Other than the fact it's like eating cardboard cancer, I mean.

From now on I'll be shortening POTUS to simply POS in the interest of both efficiency and accuracy. #POTUS