Do you think Chewbacca had a human 🍆 or one of those red rocket lipstick things 💄 like a dog? Cuz either way I’m riding that

#remembering when me and my cousin had sex in the Urban Outfitters changing rooms. Good times.

i lowkey wanna be arrested and given life in prison so I can just take dick for the rest of my life

Why does everyone keep asking me Team Jacob or Team N Word?

me stealing Liam Paynes body so i can suck that dick one last time

Hey guys I know I was less active, but I wanted to let you know my baby boy was born today 🥹 Welcome to the world, Hudson!! I can’t wait until you’re old enough to understand the meaning of your name, my little hockey king! 🏒🩵🇯🇵

I genuinely thought that this was Britney Spears until today….

Just voted for reform

Call my pussy the Dangerous Woman tour cuz all the men say it’s the bomb!

Save every child in Palestine or have one night with Liam Payne?

where are the diverse body types? always skinny white people…

‘There will never be another Michael Jackson’ Ladies and gentlemen… we found him.

That time I refused to pay an extra £10 for my Uber ride so my foreign uber driver locked the door and threatened to rape me

mind you he’s gross. Parents need to stop lying to their kids :(

Now that I’ve got your attention, when are we going to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor?

The way I used to catfish boys I liked so I could get their noodles and jerk off to them

trying to figure out if oomf is ugly or just trans

if you ever wanna go viral just mention my name 💋