Bi and Large are coming! The UK’s most successful double act is back at Edinburgh Festival Fringe and this time we’re auditioning more members to do the gigs we’re too busy to do! Join us for Bier and Larger! Tickets here: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/adam-…

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Latest episode of The Hero Complex Podcast is a #euro2024 special! We debate who’s better out of Wayne Rooney and Jack Charlton! With Hugh Peacocke and HERO COMPLEX OUT MONDAY open.spotify.com/show/2NgZrqC4O… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/her… youtu.be/FMFJVnyN32E?si…

Social progress can be measured by the position of the female sex; if it's with more than 3 fellas she's certainly sociable oi oi!

The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs; I love hanging out the back of a rich bird

When uve pulled a bird remember the only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain, so pop a finger up the back passage #propermarx

The theory of #onthepull can be summed up in one sentence: abolish her back doors in.

Society does not consist of individuals but expresses the sum of interrelations so crack on more than one bird at once #twobirdsonejonny

Without doubt, machinery has greatly increased the number of well-to-do birds who can get themselves moist #propermoist

Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains! And your knickers #onthepull

The last capitalist we hang, shall be the one hanging out the back of her. #gaggingforit

Fanny is the opium of the masses #propermarx

Nothing can have value, without being an object of utility. #shebelongsinthekitchen

Medicine heals doubts as well as diseases, so get yourself checked after a night with a rough bird #sheknows

The will of the capitalist is to certainly take as much as possible.... All 10 inches #sheknows

Democracy is the road to socialism so make sure you all buy my Christmas album cos profits go to a homeless charity #propermarx

Surround yourself with people who make you happy, people who make you laugh and help you when you are in need #stinksofshit #shelter

The education of all children, from the moment that they can get along without a mother's care, shall be in state institutions.#loveMILFS

The past lies like a nightmare upon the present, so be sure to delete incriminating tweets and videos #SheKnows

The road to Hell is paved with good fanny #propermarx #OnThePull