Needed it. Got it.

cc: Stan Van Gundy

Man, Jason Benetti is such a pleasure

Still early, but almost ready to declare that “Ya Ya” is the greatest song ever recorded and, really, the reason the medium of sound was ever theorized #COWBOYCARTER

When “Spaghetii” started:

oh no

Reporting live from WrestleMania where it is not warm

Playoff-like at LCA tonight. Might barf.

LUCAS RAYMOND HAVE MY CHILDREN

One of the most interesting things about being a sports fan is that it’s the worst thing you could ever do

Red Wings season felt like a vomit-inducing roller coaster that left me simultaneously exhilarated and nauseous. But in a weird way, I never really considered it would stop running. Now Alex Ovechkin is in the playoffs again and I’m just sitting here covered in my own puke.

Just a gorgeous night for the city to show off

On my body. Funeral. Open casket.

It is incredibly annoying how likable Caleb Williams is

Challengers (2024)