One time when I was younger Rob Ford defeat Hulk Hogan in an arm wrestling match

If you think you're too good to shop at No Frills then you deserve to pay $3 for a can of beans

Hey Play-Doh you have great commercials but playing with Play-Doh is boring and not worth the mess or waste

Now that the Gulf of Aunt Jemima is on every map I'm ready to bury the hatchet with the corn syrup company

Chew food with your mouth closed. Don't try to eat and speak at the same time. It's not that complex.

If Israel's war crimes are so bad then why hasn't Hamas released the hostages yet

I feel like Sum 41 didn't need three guitarists

I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights

Very culturally insensitive how the employees in Tim Hortons commercials are always played by Canadian actors

Congratulations Prime Minister Carney I hope you have a good time

McHappy Day will raise around $5,000 and give it to a local charity that pays its CAO $150,000 per year

Drivers - always leave 10 minutes early to account for all the mentally disabled people who are allowed on the roads

Don't let Pizza Pizza trick you into caring that it's a Canadian company, their pizza still tastes like shit

I told Israel to stop the carpet bombing and starvation, and I told Hamas to release the hostages But they just won't listen to me

Back in my day, punk bands were the ones that caused all the ruckus

Inclusivity win!!