“Sarah Millican: My husband has seen sausages sandwiches a priority today. I have struck lucky with this one.”#relationshipgoals

What do Pat Sharpe, Garth from Wayne's World, an afghan hound and Katie Hopkins have in common? Apparently I look like them all!! #truestory

I'm fine with being single, but it's always nice to receive anonymous gifts! instagram.com/p/zBBe2pRPAz/

I hate it when my fat makes me look fat.

#takingbackthepower instagram.com/p/zqBhU8RPDF/

Always nice to be nice. instagram.com/p/zqcMAxxPIL/

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/zreWOVxPNU/

#bekindwhereverpossible #itisalwayspossible instagram.com/p/zsKvOexPCO/

#timehop instagram.com/p/z2CaafxPAs/

You know it's a bad day when you put the cat's dinner on a plate and your toast in the cat bowl #catladyproblems

'It's not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.' 🐊🐊

Horrible week! People are vile sometimes! Here's hoping that karma is real... instagram.com/p/3lS-kQRPKy/

Diabetic Muslim lost toe after defying doctors' orders and insisting on Ramadan fast. Isn't faith wonderful. huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/16/ram…

"Oh, guys, come on, fuck off, or I'm gonna lose my reputation as a vicious killer"

Just watched an advert for Macmillan coffee mornings, it just made me fancy a Victoria Sponge cake! #fatlassproblems #missingthepoint

When you need to get up but have to wait because there is a gap in the curtains and the window cleaner might see you naked #lazygirlproblems

@cjcarolan haha is he actually in it? I'll give it a listen X

@cjcarolan haha he will be buzzing his chops off! Have you showed him it?