My thoughts awash with turmoil An angry sea Causing ships to flounder Into depths unfathomable Will my ship sail safely home Or sink into a dark abyss Of my own creation

@DakotaPones #yergunnadie

i dont understand articles saying dont worry ebola isnt super infectious! accompanied by pics of medical personnel in hazmat suits

Beer is my hero.

I'm so hoppy right now. #beer #goingintothesun #ipa

Everyone on earth should listen to Ludicra.

@ZephyrNouveau I still need to watch that!!

Imagine your life without thumbs.

MF Doom is pretty much the best. Just so YOU guys know. #mfdoom #doom #madvillain

@BrettGilpin who are you again?

@BrettGilpin nope. I'd never be friends with someone as twatly as you.

@hotmesssociety7 you know, I'm probably just being a baby and accelerating it with alcohol.

My face May be melted and my neck might be severed, and I couldn't be happier. Thank you, Red Fang

I'll take some sludge metal with my coffee this morning, thanks. #sludgemetalforbreakfast

My spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on.

Blood will be spilled, heads will roll, hearts will be broken. Watch the Epic Battle! Orangeamps Funny Or Die funnyordie.com/videos/1ae076e…