I saw my shadow this morning. Six more weeks of being a bitch.

TODAY IS ELMO'S BIRTHDAY!!!! ❤️🎉🥳🎁🎈🪩🎊🎂👏⭐️🧁

Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩

whimsy runs through my veins while rage creeps through my bones

YES. PAHLEASE. I love

All the divorces happening due to partners being named in the Epstein files is amaaaaaazing. Go off queens 👏🏼🫡

Make sure you have a man that looks at you like Tormund did to Brienne 🥹

Happy Valentine’s Day to the girlies ❤️ Whether you’re loved, single, healing, or confused, You are still THAT GIRL.

happy valentine’s day to all the fictional men written by women, i wish y’all were real. no one does romance like you 🩷

what is it called when you can’t take it anymore but you keep taking it

may your hairline retreat an inch every time you disrespect a woman

Being sexually desired but not romantically desired is giving people emotional brain damage out here.

Seus glúteos ficarão enormes, seu cabelo alongará, sua cintura modelará, você entrará em uma fase física inimaginável!

i need a man to outman me

Congress, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

lol if you have a problem with me, just know my kid hates you 😂. “who on earth would have beef with you? Seriously.”

I need to make this VERY clear. This hatred for Donald Trump was never about Republican vs Democrat. Donald Trump is a horrible human. Horrible humans should not be put in charge of hundreds of millions of good humans. It's not complicated.

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

“Let’s not fight on pedicure day” 😂😂😂