Doctor said to watch my drinking. So now I’m sipping on my marg facing the mirror *sighs*

I don't curse like a sailor. I curse like a nurse who answered your call bell fifty times.

Not to brag but i can forget what i'm supposed to be doing while i'm doing it.

Me yelling "RE-PRE-SEN-TA-TIVE!" to the automated cust. service menu.

Buckle up for one of the nastiest Black Mondays in Wall Street history.

If you were defending Kyle Rittenhouse or Daniel Penny and now want Karmelo Anthony in prison, you’re a racist.

Dani the Dem 🧩 Thank you for all the help so far for my test prep camp next week.. final needs left under $15.. drawstring bags, prizes and snacks to make our “campfire”.. any help is appreciated. GC’s added to help.. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

It's time to impeach this muthafucker.

Senator Mark Kelly was dissed by Elon and called a traitor because he went to Ukraine. Someone needs to tell him that in exchange for giving up their nukes we entered an agreement to defend Ukraine against Russia aggression. Get your facts straight

An exhaustive type of racism I see is how a white man’s mistake is a reflection of him. A black man’s mistake is a reflection of the entire black community. I just had to come here to complain about this, because I see examples of it everywhere everyday. Thanks for listening😉

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WILDFIRE UPDATE: Jones Road Wildfire - Ocean & Lacey Townships, Ocean County New Jersey Forest Fire Service remains on scene of a wildfire burning in Ocean & Lacey Townships, Ocean County. SIZE & CONTAINMENT 🔥 8,500 acres 🔥 10% contained

He’s completely insane. This is a real post from ironically titled Truth Social.

Hey Catholics, he's literally mocking you.

Pope Donald the _______________.

This fukn idiot doesn’t know “the American small business” often relies on foreign goods in order to create revenue, and therefore profits. What a senseless, uneducated idiot. (And I’m pretty sure there’s lots of small businesses, so idk which one she’s talking about 😂.)

Look what I found Leaky Penny

Trump forced the Secret Service to pull over when he saw this. He’s now 100% convinced that he was elected the new Pope.

Priest: Repeat after me. I promise to be your wife Me: I promise to be your wife Priest: To love you in times of struggle, in sickness and in health Me: To love you in times of struggle, in sickness and in health Priest: to obey Me: Fuck off!

LMFAOOO these will never not be hilarious nor stop driving MAGA insane