Sorry this is so fucking funny

🚨CONFIRMED: THE BANNER IS BACK

This is authoritarianism in full display.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

am i tired because six states are sending national guard troops to DC or am i tired because a democratic lawmaker is trapped inside the TX house unless she consents to having a police escort

Trump: "Don’t tear down Robert E. Lee." Trump: Proud Boys, stand back and stand by. Trump at Charlottesville: Nazis are “very fine people.” Trump at Mar-a-Lago: neo-Nazis are dinner guests. Trump at the Smithsonian: slavery is “too negative.” There’s no mystery where he stands.

Pee Wee German hates the elderly.

No administration in history has ever expressed such outright disdain for the American people

Lenny Kravitz is 61 years old. Stephen Miller is 39 years old. Hatred ages you, folks.

God forbid people show emotion while Trump arrests kids, deports moms, and goes after farmworkers. The problem isn’t "tears" — it’s TRUMP (and Miller) and their DISGUSTING, SICK, and DANGEROUS policies hurting Californians across our great state.

The Trump CDC just took down its public database showing that red states have higher homicide rates than blue states.

This isn’t your grandfather’s Democratic Party.

Reminder: Lombardo has vetoed more bipartisan legislation than any other governor in Nevada history

I will never understand how Greg Abbott thought it was more important to gerrymander Texas districts instead of helping flood victims, and people aren't dragging his ass non-stop.

Gerrymandering is not a “both sides” issue. Democrats have tried to ban it. Republicans have fought to keep it legal. Full stop. Until it’s banned federally, the tool will be used.

not now sweetie i have to buy tickets for Kamala’s book tour

(the governor signed a bill in 2023 naming a state road in Central Florida "Rush Limbaugh Way")

Americans can’t afford rent and groceries.

From the man who said he would lower costs "on day one."