A thot is what a thot does and I, am one with the thots. -Shakespeare

WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN BASED ON YOUR BIRTH MONTH: January: January February: February March: March April: April May: May June: June July: July August: August September: September October: October November: November December: December

never forget, this was the same day. #KUWTK

the club can’t even handle me right now

nothing hurts more than being told you don’t look like your mii

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

bella, where the hell have you been loca

5 foot somethin and im royalty

it wasn’t crispY, it was... crisp

Me: you should watch the Lizzie McGuire movie tonight Iman: no I wanna watch an objectively good movie ????

i’m talkin about mountain dews baby

Im gonna need you to stop calling me a lemur