Genius.

That was just cruel... Wordle 354 4/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I'm looking for the next social media apprentice to join me and our fantastic tech company in Worcester ⭐ Please share and spread the word! #WorcsApprentice #WorcestershireHour #Apprenticeships

The last time I cried at a comedy series finale was for Friends. #SchittsCreek has now taken its place. Catherine O'Hara is still my favourite woman. What a brilliant show!

I'm sorry, what? I'm not fussed where the parking bays are. There just needs to be more, and only used by mothers with young children. We need space to move babies out of car seats etc, that's all! And if that guy doesn't think he also needs exercise, well... There's no hope.

A warm welcome to all the athletes coming to Birmingham for the Commonwealth Games. Let me recommend a luxury spa where you can relax and unwind after your training - it’s on the Smallbrook Queensway and it’s called Snobs. #B2022

Nothing like buying 2 fish from Pets at Home (first time owner), cleaning the tank out and finding out one of them has had babies. What on earth... 🤯🥴 What am I supposed to do?!

So I may or may not have booked a hotel for the first semi final... Despite not knowing who will go with me 😅 Best. Impulse. Booking. Ever.

I've been called a lot of things in my life, but when the security guard in Morrisons says I look like Prime Minister Liz Truss... I'm done.

Couldn't be more thankful that I'm dyeing my hair tonight...

Oh hey 👋

Pretty sure my unborn baby is doing backflips due to the stress I'm feeling right now... 1,561 ahead of me and counting... #Eurovision

Words can't express how happy I am... SEMI FINAL 1 BABY (even though I'll be six months pregnant and standing... look after me #Eurovision)

Kudos to those of you that update focus keyphrases, meta descriptions, alt texts, and everything else in between, for a living. Three hours later and... 🫠

Just got an email from Twitter... Am I right in reading that my company now has to pay a monthly subscription, for the privilege of giving Twitter more money for advertising?

I know what I'm doing on my first day of maternity leave 👀