how do I get one of those fitness brands to sponsor me

13 reasons why glorifies mental illness and is extremely triggering for those suffering and the tough thing is when you see those triggers, you seek out more and then you’ve dug yourself down into a hole #thatsthetea

every celebrity on earth: at coachella flume:

When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts.

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Test complete! Today’s ~3 minute test of Orion Spacecraft spacecraft's launch abort system verified that ARCHIVED NASA Astronauts can safely get away from their launch vehicle in the case of an emergency after liftoff. More: blogs.nasa.gov/aa2/

bored as money... césar

if you’re having a bad day and need a smile i just remembered that one time i was sailing with my family and the entire sail smacked me in the ribcage and yeeted me off the boat into the ocean

should probably eat a vegetable soon. i’m thinking early next week