WHO IS THAT WHO THE FLIP IS THAT #Masterchef #masterchefAU

Like cut a chunk out of his finger. Which is totally cheating, as they were only suppose to use ingredients from round 1 #MasterchefAU

I GOT SOME FISH BALLS FOR YA *points to crotch* *makes a goldfish face* *everybody is confused* #Masterchef #MasterchefAU

"You swing," says Matt, adding "So what I'm asking is, you and me? Am I reading that wrong?" #Masterchef #MasterchefAU

Of course it's gonna be Coop! This is crazy! #Masterchef

Let's focus on the positive; Coop went a whole episode without mentioning his daughter. #Masterchef #masterchefAU

Marty has been in the credits of every episode, but got eliminated in ep1. Poor guy. #Masterchef #MasterchefAU

"Cook with speed"? I don't even like having a coffee with dinner. I need my sleep. #Masterchef

I hope the bearded hipster likes the other bearded hipster's dessert. #Masterchef #MasterchefAU

Another #Masterchef recap done. Now to watch this week's GIRLS.

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“@MolksTVTalk: Melbourne, you look effing sexy. Hello!” // Oh, you.

It's adorable that they're pretending this "biggest decision of the competition!" is a surprise. #Masterchef #MasterchefAU

OF COURSE you'd use the pin, Rhett. You are, after all, Rhett. #Masterchef #MasterchefAU

There is a simple lesson to be learned here - helping is stupid. #Masterchef #MasterchefAU

Sarah wants to prove women can cook, disproving all those old-fashioned men who think that women belong anywhere by the kitchen #Masterchef

"I'm cooking for me, not Marco." ...does Rhett know that he's going to be judged? #Masterchef

NOOOOOOOO #Masterchef #masterchefAU #Bonny

"I am better than #Masterchef." - Rhett, just now, basically