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Dance Shark

@dancesharkpod

Dance Shark is a nonsense, improv podcast about 3 men who know nothing about anything.
Listen to us on Spotify:
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When I was in High School I got Yolked! And by Yolked i mean someone threw an egg going around 50 miles an hour at me while i was walking down Main street. I thought I'd been shot, the force knocked me down and left a giant bruise on my chest. #yolk #egg #storytime

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When Gary Gygax died a friend and I took a D20 to a park to pay respect. We drew a pentagram out of ketchup and attempted to set fire to the D20 while we drank mountain dew from a collectable Lotr McDonald's chalice, the Frodo one. I used to be cool damnit. #d20 #dnd #storytime

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Just over 600 followers. Won't be happy till we're more famous than Satan. Who's going to be the number of the beast? #followforsatan