Politics use to attract the best and the brightest; now it attracts the dumbest and meanest.

A new plastic made from DNA is renewable, requires little energy to make and is easy to recycle or break down. bit.ly/30SKmQa

A guy was caught stealing $950 in stuff from Walgreens. It led to 309 news stories. Walgreens was caught stealing $4.5 million from employees. It led to 1 story. Wage theft is bigger than all robberies combined but you wouldn't know it watching the news popular.info/p/a-tale-of-tw…

Lunar eclipse, Persepolis, Iran. Photographer: Amir Sadeghian.

It’s what Jesus would have wanted.

Great news about that guy I killed in a bar fight Dec 5th last year! Phew!

Don’t think it will ever stop feeling surreal to hear this guy and Ryan Reynolds talking about my home club.

It’s right to be angry about the Christmas parties but let’s not forget they’re all a bunch of crooks in the pockets of wealthy ‘donors’.

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

HSBC have just been fined 63 million for money laundering. This is a post about emojis. But apparently Bitcoin is used for money laundering...🤔 (I’m going to take a wild guess and say banks launder more than any amount in bitcoin)

Maybe not the ‘coolest’ Bowie album, but my favourite.

I’ve just watched this and I’m gobsmacked. This is what inspirational looks like. And Nepalese climbers are the best in the world. #14peaks

How social media works (... and this is so true too👀😂): #writingcommunity #amwriting

The Tories losing a seat they’ve held since the dawn of time and this on the same day? Today is a good one.

A flat, wallpapered with corruption 👏

Unexpected headline of the week award goes to....

Deleted and re-posted, sorry! My Keith Richards / Concorde story, reposted in celebration of his birthday. This is very much the top tier of my anecdotes.

Maybe the only good thing Facebook ever contributed.