They will put casinos, liquor stores, and gas stations on the state border to appeal to people in other states with different laws but they only want to throw dispensaries right in the middle of the state

Transitions lenses always distracted me growing up. Like you have the same sunglasses and prescriptions? How odd

I miss when good looking, untalented people, just worked at gyms/tanning places and weren’t “internet influencers” who make more than doctors

The amount of misinformation I spread through the Tiktok comment section is alarming

Could someone explain to me the royal family? What do they do besides collect taxes and spend it on vacations and PR stunts lol.

One of my craziest stories yet, my roommate who LIED about being a college student for 3 years. 🤦‍♂️ - - No im not joking. I also explain #AndrewTate to all the old people.🫡 - | Andrew Tate & Cheating in College | DIC Ep. 25 | - 🎥Full YT Video: youtu.be/uG4h6MSOFVw

My roommate in college paid me to PHOTOSHOP his report card…. - 🤦‍♂️ - - Catch the whole episode on Youtube: youtu.be/uG4h6MSOFVw Or audio: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dam…

I will never order anything that isn’t from Amazon again… tell me how it takes a company 10 days to create a shipping label☠️

I can’t imagine having to pay child support to multiple baby mommas. I felt helpless in the corner of the middle school lunch room when two girls confronted me about “talking” to them both. I can’t imagine what an ex-NFL player with 9 kids with 9 different people feels like

I don’t care if you check your phone for an entire movie but when fast money on family feud comes on you better put that shit down

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Are you fucking with me. It’s a weed beer…

Going to see the remastered AVATAR in a REAL IMAX today… boy I am so stoked

Too busy for the full episode? - - Just upload a clip about me having to call my MOM at a Canadian strip club to ask for money….(I’m serious) 🇨🇦 - - Full story on YT here! youtu.be/JNVdSEoPx-g

DID YOU KNOW THIS?? I couldn't go this year... The Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire has real life #Unicorns - and it's WILD!! lol #comedy #PodcastAndChill #podcast #pa #renaissancefair #RENAISSANCE #wild #shouldawent

It’s the time of year where I get to remind you that no one is giving your kids fucking edibles for Halloween