computa erase the memories

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

hoes will be soo afraid of getting fat, but be male centered and narcissistic

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

sorry i dont have twitter

im like if a missing person was literally there

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm not you. A lot more will make sense after that.

growing up is funny because it makes you realize in retrospect just how unnecessarily cruel adults were to you in childhood. like damn, i'm an adult now and i could never be such a horrible person to a little kid

fwb (friends with bugs)

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

i've mastered looking ppl in the face and not listening to sht they say

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated 15 untold rules

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift

girl not now i'm accepting things i can't change

Humanity thrived for thousands of years without AI. We can live without it. What we cannot live without is fresh water, farmers, agriculture, and land. Stop supporting AI. It’s destroying our planet.

they call mexicans beaners because we make shit happen