The pitcher has got only a ball. I’ve got the bat. So the percentage in weapons is in my favor and I let the fellow with the ball do the fretting. - Hammerin’ Hank Aaron

Tell ya what, I dang ol’ love America, man

‘And just like that, all them epidemiologists I went to high school with became foreign policy experts’

11 years ago today ... Cam Newton had his Heisman moment 🏆 Auburn Football

Keith Richards 1, Covid 0. The least surprising result in human history.

In a time where guys are “opting out”, I would like to remind them of what the game should be about! #BiggerThanYou

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One Rebel fan who retweets this will win this 13x19 print. #Olemaha

Best gift of the day and so true. Happy Father’s Day!

RETWEET if you’re rooting for Ole Miss Baseball to win the National Championship

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Need you to hit that RT BUTTON!!!!🧨🧨 A RT is a vote for the pro bowl!!! #ProBowlVote + Derrick Brown

I see you GStringsPouch !!!!!

Sitting at a graduation ceremony, they are playing “Pomp & Circumstance”. I am waiting for the Macho Man to come parading by….

On a Southwest Airlines flight, the flight attendants had to do several recounts before takeoff. This banana pillow was originally in a middle seat and they thought it was a lap-child which threw the count off. I love this airline!

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Hey GStringsPouch if you have any inside sources with Alabama Football Equipment, can you make sure they tighten up the security around the football complex.

Shoutout to Raymond working the Southwest Airlines Priority Check In at Oakland. He went the extra mile to make sure that I was able to get home 5 hours early!!

Obviously Neal Paige was renting from Hertz. Worst customer service around. Contact them ahead of time and let them know you are delayed 30 minutes, they don’t care. They need to take customer service classes from Southwest Airlines

Our owners are in competition. Jason worked at Alabama and Andy worked (and graduated from) Indiana. They have made a straight up bet on the game. If Alabama wins, Andy pays for Jason to do laps at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway; conversely if Indiana wins, Jason pays for