Thinking back those toilets in De La Salle college were like something from a Thai prison

Americans will sup a six pack of 3.2% beer, not even full cans, for six hours straight and be jumping on tables wrapped in curtains

The world has gone mad

Sugar ray connors

I was shouting "hey" at her and she kept saying "get out of my garden" and I was like "I'm not in your garden I'm in your mind" hahahahahaha

Niggas really evolving the game

Had a dream of a rap concert on the De La Salle astroturf with polish fellas swinging in crosses from the hollywood sign

Raising the Tri-colour with pride ☘️ Thank you to all the fans who showed up at the weigh ins! Tomorrow we go to war.

Imagine you could hear whispers in the wind, say it'd be full of "yuuuuup" and "3 for a tenner"

The Great Pyramid of Geezer

Ma Donna Kebab aye. x.com/daily_star/sta…

Told my father to put some 1cal spray on the sausages when they were cooking, turned around and he was using cillit bang my god hahahahahaha

When you get tax back

Doing a no-hander down the length of the greenway to raise money for a handlebar for my bike

instigator Some outrageous statistic all the same 🤔

Eoin’s been a naughty boy hahahahahaha

I’ve got a small dick You read that wrong didn’t you? No actually you didn’t 😞