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Decided to colour a map to see how 'traveled' I am on my own home turf. So I've coloured which counties I've been in for at least one day *and* night (be it living, holidays, meets, etc.).

36 years in and I've barely conquered the Nations.

#travelMap

We need a Thatcher style PM to sort this mess out

Back home, so I'm going to watch 'QI XL'. I've just seen who's on the panel... this might be a hard watch.

Titanic will be less fishy

🎉 SUNDAY FUNDAY 🎉

MEAT DRAW 1: ❎️

MEAT DRAW 2: ❎️

ROCK 'n' ROLL BINGO:
- R1: ❎️
- R2: ❎️
- R3: ❎️
- R4: ... pending

#RockAndRollBingo #sundayFunday

🎉 SUNDAY FUNDAY 🎉

MEAT DRAW 1: ❎️

MEAT DRAW 2: ❎️

ROCK 'n' ROLL BINGO: ... pending

#RockAndRollBingo #sundayFunday

🎉 SUNDAY FUNDAY 🎉

MEAT DRAW 1: ❎️
- Nowhere near, all numbers were betwixt 250 and 470!

MEAT DRAW 2: ❎️
- Closest was 372, meh.

ROCK 'n' ROLL BINGO: 7:30pm

#meatDraw #meatRaffle #raffle #sundayFunday

Cock n balls forming in my pint? 🤷‍♂️

I'm seeing penis everywhere recently... is it a sign? 🤔

#dry

🎉 SUNDAY FUNDAY 🎉

MEAT DRAW 1: ❎️
- Nowhere near, all numbers were betwixt 250 and 470!

MEAT DRAW 2: 4pm ... pending

ROCK 'n' ROLL BINGO: 7:30pm

#meatDraw #meatRaffle #raffle #sundayFunday

🎉 SUNDAY FUNDAY 🎉

MEAT DRAW 1: 3pm ... pending

MEAT DRAW 2: 4pm

ROCK 'n' ROLL BINGO: 7:30pm

#meatDraw #meatRaffle #raffle #sundayFunday

Clocked this last night when walking back home. It made me chuckle. 😆

#soChildish #wetWilly #dickPic

Tell my dealer to lower the doseage next time.

My usage is proper low. Wonder if there's something cheaper than £6/mth that gives unlimited calls, unlimited texts, and 2GB of data (which I don't really use much, as you can see). Preferably something that runs on the O2 network, as my town is crap for other networks.

Hmm, my 2pm dump has moved forward 45 minutes. That'll need to be sorted out soon.

My area voted to stick the same - can't fault the guy though, he does his best to pester Swindon BC (as they seem to ignore *us* when we moan about stuff) about even the simplest of things.

Happy for him to be still there. 👍

#LocalElections #Swindon

Okay, so here's my answers for George Bernard Shaw's #BlankQuiz this evening.

I'm just happy I got at least one correct. 😂

#BlankQuiz #TwitterQuiz #Quiz

Good on the police there. Idiots should know not to bollock around with His Majesty's Guards. Simple.

❓️ QUESTION❓️

If you were to be turned in to a car (automobile) based on your lifestyle, habits, personality, etc. What make *and* model of vehicle would you be?

(RT/RP this for coverage please - I'm genuinely interested)

#AskTwitter #AskX #Question

Totally unrelated, you don’t hear much of Katie Price these days, do you?