Shall we give RICHIE FIRTH's toy giraffe away to listener Adele, or let listener Jack pour cement over it? LIKE for GIVE IT AWAY RETWEET for DESTROY IT

So Trump withdraws from a diplomatic engagement because he’s offended by the idea that something he said isn’t true? Fix this in 2020 please ‘Merica and eject the Juvenile-in-Chief. Trump cancels Denmark visit over Greenland spat bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

Hey TfL @TfLBusAlerts if your Oyster machine isn’t working, don’t let us on the bus and then cancel it halfway! That’s your problem you can fix in your own time once you’ve done your job. Now you’ve got 30 disgruntled travellers for the sake of YOU losing out on £45. Well done.

BJ’s travel updates? Ok ⁦BBC News (UK)⁩ these are the sort of updates I do NOT need. Feels like your live coverage had a gap to fill.

Australian Broadcasting Gold. youtu.be/gQdsplPIxsk

Can’t wait to hear revelations from Jay Lawrence about the decline of millennials identifying as Christian and the perseverance of megachurches on his new late show on Absolute Radio.

Lucky her. I haven’t been knocked out by Wang for years.

Bravo Absolute Radio for the first (and probably the last) #frontroomfestival. Thank you DANIELLE PERRY, Sarah Champion and all the artists for using radio smoke and mirrors to make the most of these odd times. Loved every moment!!

.Delonghi Have DM’d you last week and haven’t heard back and can’t find any other way to get in touch with you. Have a bean to cup ECAM 20.11 machine and the grinder has stopped working. Need advice on fix before our first year is up in early May thanks.

Epic smack down during the lockdown. instagram.com/tv/B_sojQIJ0fo…

Absolute Radio 40s is now LIVE for 24 hours. Join us for a special day of 1940s music, stories from WW2 veterans, special programmes & loads more as we commemorate #VEDay 📻#AR40s How you can listen 👇 [NOTE: If you're listening on your radio you may have to retune/rescan]

I can’t answer this question. Over to you RICHIE FIRTH.

#booforboris 8pm Tuesday

As a white male, I am privileged. There is no getting away from that. To not be racist is not enough. You have to stand up when you see and hear injustices. If you don't do that, you are complicit. Jane Elliot sums it up in 40 seconds right here ⬇️⬇️⬇️ #BLACK_LIVES_MATTER

Hey Andy Bush Didn’t realise you were growing your top knot out in lockdown?

I’m sure I’m not the first to point this out to you, Andy Bush, but equally, I don’t want you to miss out on this face mask innovation. breathecup.com

Is this the Covid-19 vaccine? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

It’s now imperative that PM seeks an agreement to extend the Brexit transition period. The new Covid strain - & the various implications of it - means we face a profoundly serious situation, & it demands our 100% attention. It would be unconscionable to compound it with Brexit.

Watching Greenland at your recommendation RICHIE FIRTH - this had better be good.

Well look what’s just arrived! Absolute Radio presents #ThroughTheDecades! You can download too, obvs but I quite liked the idea of a physical copy for a change (and it comes as a rather lovey triptych fold out design. Ask yer Mum).