Bill Nye has fucking had it.

Rise and grind. Let's get these Spicy Nuggs.

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

It’s only been a few days and 2020 is already fucked

Did y’all have to serve lunch in elementary or was that just my school???

does ur heart ever just go 🦋 💓 💓 🦋 💓 🦋 💓 🦋 Pasta 🦋 💓 💓 🦋 🦋 💓

01/01/2020 vs now

My moods during this quarantine

Laughing at the fact we’re supposed to go back to school in less then a month

just a reminder 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

Think positive thoughts and detach from the negativity. Only a positive mind will give you a positive life.

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong... 10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃

everyone: “how’s college going” college students:

Zillow should have comments. They should lean into the fact that they are primarily a content platform. I'm not there to buy a house, I'm there to audibly laugh at the 1200 square foot gray box that someone thinks they can sell for $415,000. This is how we drive down prices.

Our hearts are broken for Virginia Football. An absolutely unspeakable tragedy. Hold each other close, and please know that although there is little we can do to ease the pain you all feel, we send our love to you and the families of the three young men who have passed. 💔