It’s true. It was beautiful. Except the end. The end was not beautiful.

M O O D

American sports needs more of this.

Man City’s 89 league goals broken down 0 - Palace 1 - Southampton, Wolves 2 - Chelsea, Spurs, Aston Villa, Westham 3 - Brentford 4 - Everton, Liverpool, Burnley 6 - Man Utd 7 - Arsenal, Leicester, Brighton 8 - Watford 9 - Newcastle, Norwich 11 - Leeds #CPFC #PremierLeague

Always.

Why play two halves when one will do? FFS.

Business people who constantly switch between email and text are the worst type of business people.

RT/QT if you plan on cheering for Rudy Gobert’s success, no matter what team he’s on. Let’s show that we’re behind him 100%. We love you Rudy! 🫡

Someone arrest Danny Ainge for arson. He is burning it to the ground.

Aggies need to ask for a refund.

Best to focus on what you have rather than what you don’t. I guess? #envy

Anyone have "Kelly Olynyk game-winner" on the bingo card? #TakeNote

I like this gameplan. At this rate, Wazzu never touches the ball.

U. S. A. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Who’s got Utah v. Purdue in the Rose Bowl?

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Oh, you sold your prior residence that you have been renting? When we’re you going to tell me about that? #taxtwitter

Definite 🚩

Oh, so when I asked you numerous times to provide the expenses for your business you thought I meant something other than ‘provide the expenses for your business’? #taxtwitter

Next stop Wembley💙❤️ What a win!! What a club!! Let’s go Crystal Palace F.C. Fans incredible!!