Put this Elon Musk tweet in the all-time aged well category

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

May have 2 buy Twitter now.

Hey FBI, when you’re done, maybe check out Epstien’s list and Hunter Biden’s laptop?

OrAnGe MaN bAd

the bird is freed

It has been interesting, over the years, to watch you blossom from the funny nighttime talkshow host guy into a fully-formed piece of shit

😂😂😂😂

11,000 people lost their jobs because the world's biggest dork predicted we'd wanna put on VR headsets and attend work meetings as floating cartoon characters

My Bank just closed. The Fed needs to step in ASAP

After not being on twitter in a long time, this is the first tweet I see 😂😂😂 The internet is a fascinating place with fascinating people

Soderblom is 🗑️

My great grandma who is in a wheelchair could block goals better than sodeblom can

What has happened to my team 😭

😭😭😭

I miss pat foley calling the Chicago Blackhawks games 😭

The Nickelodeon Super Bowl rocks lmao. 49ers dropped a pass and a banner popped up on the screen that said FIRMLY GRASP IT❗️

Been sitting on the ground for 3+ hours with United Airlines in chicago with all the icing stuff. plane got low on fuel after deicing and had to go back to the gate. at least the FAs came around with cookies and water!! No update as to when we’ll take off…