Me: I got all false on that exam Everyone else: I got all true

I wish Monday mornings felt like Friday nights😔

Not shaming anyone’s name, but how does a woman give birth to a child, look that child in the face and say “I’m gonna name you Carl”

Ethan:”aye.....nvm” I hate that crap

I heard the lyric “I’m giving up on you” and that hit home, fr fr

My biggest regret is not coming to see you when you asked for me before you left us.

The best quote I’ve heard all week: “my girlfriend is a problem... so I’m a problem solver” 📠 facts... except I can’t relate at this point

The lady that just finished cleaning my house must have taken 7 Adderalls bc I’ve never seen my house this clean before.

I stg

Has anyone actually seen a fireworks stand driving down the road??

Just a reminder that know one will watch the videos of fireworks that you post, nor do we care

Lays BBQ chips don’t taste like BBQ but they are good af.

No way I'm gone let anything get in the way of what I'm working for.

Gatorade’s with a titty be hitting different @E12Kessinger

Y’all fr need to stop buying dodge chargers. Y’all have me geeking every time I drive

Waiter: Did you have 2 sandwiches? Me: I did Waiter: Enjoy Me: you too Dang it dang it dang it

Teachers that teach and assign homework on the first day of school are the devil

It’s official. I’m addicted to Tik Tok

She said 3,000 RETWEETS to be my prom date! Please help me out!!!!!!

CU there