Chris Bassitt with a solid inning. I want him to win a ship with the Jays. Looking back on what he said about the Astros -

When Yamamoto couldn’t stop smiling after receiving a handwritten letter from a student 🥹

Roki, what World Series games did we win?

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

My mom standing in the doorway: You know I just got off the phone with MF DOOM, he said you need to come downstairs and finish your spinach or you’ll never sell rhymes like dimes. 18 year old me perking up: He really said that?

Clockwork

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I’m dying dude LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

IT EVEN TURNS INTO A HOOD. IT. EVEN. TURNS. INTO. A. HOOD.

juan soto apparently

Women today: men used to go to war Men at war: this is hell, I hope no one ever has to go to war again Men at work: I come from a land down unda

jonah tong getting traded mid elf routine

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i miss u so much to the point that every single beautiful thing i encounter reminds me of u